Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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