just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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