I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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