life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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