he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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