i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
