Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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