I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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