Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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