he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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