i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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