idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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