I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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