$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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