I'm eating all of the evidence.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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