Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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