is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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