Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
