I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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