I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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