Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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