You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They should really pass out barf bags in church
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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