My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
