his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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