I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
