Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
They have beer where we have blood.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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