I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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