This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm at about main and main street
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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