I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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