One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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