Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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