shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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