Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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