hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
