All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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