FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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