I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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