Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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