Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well I just put wine in my tea
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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