a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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