Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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