It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
50% drunk capacity currently
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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