so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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