Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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