Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
