I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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