I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this boner is exhausting
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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