Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize