YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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