dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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