The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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