this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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