Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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